Welcome to my nightmares.
Can you imagine coming to a party and everybody wearing one? I wonder how long… or if.. I would even notice. Or better yet, imagine being invited to a party where all the other guests, one by one secretly slipped these masks on. You'd have the makings of a nervous breakdown. http://zjcmask.sakura.ne.jp/
Who would have thought it? All that money spent on a concrete wall.. wasted! 
I kid you not. A wedding photo. A source of pride for two families.
A little creepy.
More creepy.
Creepiest.
When it comes to sterling works of journalism, we all know exactly where to turn. Fox News. But when it comes to still born lambs with human faces with just teensy-weensy bit of bestiality thrown in, where would you go? You got it, Fox News. The headline, itself, is a work of tabloid art, promising much titillation in the name of science.
http://www.foxcharlotte.com/dpps/news/dpgoh-human-faced-lamb-result-of-unnatural-act-fc-20100118_5593388I mean, seriously how could enquiring minds not want to know more? The article reports that last week that in a village outside of Izmir, Veterinarian Erhan Elibol, 29, delivered by Cesarean a lamb with a human-like face.
“I’ve seen mutations with cows and sheep before. I’ve seen a one-eyed calf, a two-headed calf, a five-legged calf. But when I saw this youngster I could not believe my eyes. His mother could not deliver him so I had to help the animal,” the 29-year-old veterinary said.
The lamb’s head had human features on – the eyes, the nose and the mouth – only the ears were those of a sheep. Veterinarians said that the rare mutation most likely occurred as a result of improper nutrition since the fodder for the lamb’s mother was abundant with vitamin A, CNNTurk.com reports.
But you ask, where are the naughty bits promised in the headline? The article continues with a similar incident in Africa:
A goat from Zimbabwe gave birth to a similar youngster in September 2009. The mutant baby born with a human-like head stayed alive for several hours until the frightened village residents killed him.
The governor of the province where the ugly goat was born said that the little goat was the fruit of unnatural relationship between the female goat and a man.
"This incident is very shocking. It is my first time to see such an evil thing. It is really embarrassing," he reportedly said. "The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control. We often hear cases of human beings who commit bestiality but this is the first time for such an act to produce a product with human features," he added.
The mutant creature was hairless. Local residents said that even dogs were afraid to approach the bizarre animal. The locals burnt the body of the little goat, and biologists had no chance to study the rare mutation.
So the alleged "messing with the sheep aspect" never allegedly even happened here. That was a goat. An African goat. Not a Turkish sheep. Marvelous, it slanders a village, a governor, a nation and the virtue of all Turkish sheep.
Never mind, Nomadic View sent our investigative team to the village in order to get exclusive photos of the lamb. Lawyers have insisted that I warn that some readers may find the pic below disturbing.
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The people of Norway witnessed this strange sight in the sky around 8 in the morning on Dec. 9 2009. Could this be related to the CERN particle collider in Geneva? Is the a sign of the end times? A sort of trumpet call for aliens poised to attack? No. Sorry.
Apparently this is what happens when a Russia rocket launch goes bad. An unnamed Russian military official reported that a spiral light was due to a failed Bulava missile launch from a submarine in the White Sea. ( A warning to navigation was sent out prior to the event. http://www.frisnit.com/cgi-bin/navtex/view.cgi?id=1159919&lan=en&type=24H&message_filter=&search=ROCKET&station_filter=&date=2009-12-09&source=a4f7a470329caf85e2488355c7e88328&offset=0)
This kind of free light show would have had a lot of people jumping out of windows in a more populated area.
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On July 28th 1900, the King of Italy Umberto I was having dinner in a restaurant in the city of Monza. It turned out later that the restaurant's owner looked identical to the king. The restaurant owner's name was Umberto, his wife's name was the same as the queen's and the restaurant was opened on the same date as the king's inauguration. The Restaurant-owner Umberto was shot dead the next day. The King was, himself murdered that same evening with four revolver shots by the Italo-American anarchist Gaetano Bresci in Monza, on the evening of 29 July 1900. Bresci claimed he wanted to avenge the people killed during the Bava-Beccaris massacre.
According to my sources at Discover magazine, scientists have endowed laboratory mice a human gene which is related to human language development. The transgenic rodent did not begin a reciting Shakespeare or anything, but appeared to show changes in vocal patterns and brain shape.
Some researchers speculate that these differences may help explain why humans are the only animal able to communicate with complex languages, and not simple grunts, barks or songs.
So what happened to the lab mice that were given the human version of the gene? In the study, published in the journal Cell, researchers report that the mice still emitted ultrasonic whistles to attract their mothers attention like normal mice, but the whistles of the transgenic mice had a lower pitch. They demonstrated other behavioral changes, including less willingness to explore their surroundings. But most interestingly, the altered mice had altered brain structures. In a region of the brain called the basal ganglia, known in people to be involved in language, the humanized mice grew nerve cells that had a more complex structure [The New York Times].
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French inventor Romain Jarry has created the Dog-o-Matic, which is essentially a giant washing machine for dogs. It takes about a half hour and prices range from around $20-$45 depending on the size of your pooch. You select the dog size and wash cycle, put your dog in the big door and press start. Despite the photo of that dog trying to claw his way out of the machine, the inventor insists that the dogs don’t mind. There’s one (apparently successful) machine in France now and Jarry wants to bring them to England soon.
http://craziestgadgets.com/2009/05/18/dog-o-matic-washing-machine-for-dogs/
And what about a child-o-matic?
This is probably the real reason phone booths were discontinued in the USA. By the way, I have done some checking online and there really is a division of the police emergency squad specially trained in prying loose fat ladies from tight places. No kidding!
Man sues Fla. strip club over dancer's flying shoe
Oct 17, 8:03 PM (ET)Information from: South Florida Sun-Sentinel, http://www.sun-sentinel.com
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) - An angry wife or girlfriend might not be the only thing to worry about when visiting a strip club. A man suing a Pompano Beach club claims a performer's shoe flew off during a pole dance, shattered the mirrored ceiling and caused glass and the shoe to hit him.
The lawsuit filed in Broward County by 35-year-old Charles Privette says the Booby Trap breached its duty when its employee failed to perform her routine in a reasonably safe manner. The suit seeks at least $15,000 in damages.
Privette's attorney says his client suffered a small cut to his eyebrow, headaches and nose bleeds because of the Jan. 14 pole dance. Booby Trap general manager George Gettinger acknowledges paramedics were called but said injuries were minor.
The 57-year-old started making the transition from fair skin and freckles to what he looks like today 14 years ago. 
